2. Build a private practice as a counselor.
3. Wait for one of your clients to come to your office and reveal something particularly private and sensitive.
4. At this point fling open the false wall of your office to reveal an auditorium filled with thousands of people.
5. Stage lights come on. Music begins to play. TV cameras are switched on.
6. Dr. Phil comes in and begins addressing the camera: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've seen some pretty twisted, perverted individuals in my career, but I have never seen anything as disgusting as the guest we have today...."